Church Quips Quotes & Sayings

every age has its folly — Jill Lepore

I have followed my penis into hell
and returned with the story. — Christopher Moore

When to mischief mortals bend their will, how soon they find it instruments of ill. — Alexander Pope

So what if you can see
The darkest side of me.
No one will ever change this animal I have become.
Help me believe
It's not the real me.
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become. — Three Days Grace

Self-confidence is a terrible, terrible thing; it's also the most attractive thing. — Guy Branum

We entered the 20th century trying to deal with three ideas purporting to define or describe or explain three spheres of action, development and conflict: Darwin on the natural world, Freud on the internal world, Marx on the economic world. — Bruce Jackson

I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high. — Elizabeth Jane Howard

By creating instinctively in auto mode we can uncover our true motives, our creative drive. — David Luiz

I was so tired of this ceaseless, day-to-day tug-of-war between my hormones and my head, my vanity and my virtue. I felt very much as though I were caught in the middle of some dreadful battle in which taking a side of my own would mean certain misery in either case. — Emily Tomko

On an average day, we allow ourselves the fiction that we own a piece of our workplace. That's part of what it takes to get the job done. Deeper down, we know it's all on loan. — Mary Schmich

If you are inefficient, you have a right to be afraid of the consequences. — Murad S. Shah