Church And Crawfish Quotes & Sayings

I love making puns. — Fred Gwynne

Being a nerd really pays off sometimes. — Ken Jennings

If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal. — Enid Bagnold

Childhood has no necessary connection with age. — Austin O'Malley

You are the only you ... You are the best you. You will always be the second best anyone else. — Leo Buscaglia

When he read James Wilkinson's book The Human Body in 1851, Thoreau was impressed. "Wilkinson's book," he wrote in his journal, "to some extent realizes what I have dreamed of, -a return to the primitive analogical and derivative sense of words. His ability to trace analogies often leads to a truer word than more remarkable writers have found ... The faith he puts in old and current expressions as having sprung from an instinct wiser than science, and safely to be trusted if they can be interpreted ... Wilkinson finds a home for the imagination ... All perception of truth is the detection of an analogy; we reason from our hands to our heads. — Henry David Thoreau

A leader, first and foremost, is human. Only when we have the strength to show our vulnerability can we truly lead. — Simon Sinek

We cannot decide to love. We cannot compel anyone to love us. There's no secret recipe, only love itself. And we are at its mercy--there's nothing we can do. — Nina George

It was a hard struggle, but what I have in life I have earned with my own hands. I have done well, and I have an honest man's honest pride. I want no lands and honors which I have not won by my own good sense and industry. — Carol Ryrie Brink

Humankind's greatest gift is that we are indeterminate beings. Unlike the tough and leathery seed of an acorn, which will grow into a magnificent oak tree, none of us has a predetermined final configuration of our ultimate essence. Our mental temperament is pliable. We make conscious and subconscious choices that govern who we become. — Kilroy J. Oldster

I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way. — Roseanne Barr

You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content. — Chris Hardwick

like they were about to enjoy a meal together. — T.M. Frazier

The most important thing is contribution because the secret to living is giving. If you catch on to that you start realizing that there's nothing you can get that comes close to what you can give. Life is calling all of us to be more than just about ourselves and that is when we get that spiritual hit. — Tony Robbins

We can barely be in the same room without conceiving, so it's just inevitable that she'll get pregnant again. — Katie Ashley