Chumley Cartoon Quotes & Sayings

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West. — Stewart Francis

The ultimate blessing that God can confer on a man is the possession of a good and pious wife. — Martin Luther

Once you get the kids raised and the mortgage paid off and accomplish what you wanted to do in life, there's a great feeling of: 'Hey, I'm free as a bird.' — Dick Van Dyke

No language thus restricted to reporting a world fully known in advance can produce mere neutral and objective reports on "the given." Philosophical investigation has not yet provided even a hint of what a language able to do that would be like. — Thomas S. Kuhn

[O]nce in a while there's that fleeting moment when the kindest thing you can do for another is to utter a severe word or a sharp observation that may hurt momentarily; — Steve Hagen

Wars of aggression are popular nowadays with those nations convinced that only victory and conquest could improve their material well-being. — Ludwig Von Mises

The one thing that I have been struck with, after coming here to Congress is, how many people in Washington, D.C. talk about job loss like they are talking about the weather, or a natural disaster like an earthquake. — Stephen F. Lynch

The only things that she knew was that she needed his hand to keep moving, and that she had to move her hips with him. — S.F. Lazorro