Chumlee Pawn Stars Quotes & Sayings

While I don't script and I don't use other performers, I think my taste for underlying precision gives me something in common with Allan and George Brecht. — David Antin

Interestingly, female kangaroos have three vaginas, but male kangaroos only have a two-pronged penis. It's like they've started a Darwinian game of one-upmanship and the girls are winning. (Fascinating factoid: Kangaroos also drool on themselves to keep cool [because nothing looks cooler than a drooling kangaroo] but that's helpful to know because when you see them drooling at the mouth it doesn't necessarily mean that they have rabies. It just means they're hot [hot referring to their temperature, not sexiness]. If you find drooling kangaroos sexy you probably need help.) I — Jenny Lawson

We have been basically persuaded that we should not talk about racism. — Angela Davis

Every soul becomes gold
when touched by the Beloved. — Rumi

You can die for your country or your people or your family, but for a god you should live fully and busily, every day of a long life. — Terry Pratchett

The small tuft of fronds or katydid legs above each eye, still
numbering the units in each group;
the shadbones regularly set about the mouth, to droop or rise — Marianne Moore

Pleasures are enhanced by a moderate indulgence. — Juvenal

But nothing on this earth is guaranteed, when you get right down to it, you know ? I've been thinking about that. About how your kids aren't really YOURS, they're just these people that you try to keep an eye on, and hope you'll all grow up someday to like each other and still be in one piece. What I mean is, everything you get is really just on loan. Does that make sense?"
Sure,"I said. "Like library books. Sooner or later they've all got to go back into the nightdrop. — Barbara Kingsolver

There are kinds of pain that you can't speak out loud. — Jodi Picoult

Never compare your inside with somebody else's outside. -Gabe Singleton remembering his counselor's first advice- — Michael Palmer