Chukwaums Quotes & Sayings

It looks like two alpacas fucking, mostly," he said apologetically. "Of course, sometimes, the boy can't get his boy parts past the girl's furry ass, and he needs a little help, so then it looks like two alpacas fucking while their handler's giving the one on top a handjob. — Amy Lane

I feel accomplished knowing that I'm still the same at heart. — Kiana Tom

I couldn't survive my own pessimism if I didn't have some kind of sunny little dream. — Kurt Vonnegut

Is your face a beautiful blossom
or a sweet torture?
I have no complaints
but my heart is tempted
to let you
hear of its sorrows. — Rumi

Are you all right?"
"Oh my god! I phased!"
"Are you all right?"
"Are you?"
"It was strange."
"I can't believe I phased just then! That's never ... it was totally your fault."
"I like to think so, yes."
"Tee hee. — Joss Whedon

If they [animals] were really to get the equal consideration that I believe they should, we wouldn't have commercial animal production in this country. — Peter Singer

The aphorism: a platitude that swerves, or slides all the way around. — Mason Cooley

One wondering thought pollutes the day — Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

Puzzles' are bound to arise for everyone, but how does the puzzle get solved, that much science if people get to know, it is more than enough. — Dada Bhagwan

Our printing press is the Internet. Our coffee houses are social networks. — Heather Brooke