Chronically Capable Quotes & Sayings

With so much chaos, someone will do something stupid. And when they do, things will turn nasty — Alan Moore

If you ever think you might want a career in politics, Inspector, think again. It's merely a continuous and mostly vain attempt to keep several groups of people with opposing needs and agendas happy, and knowing in your heart of hearts that you cannot, and being lambasted for you hard work in the bargain. — Jasper Fforde

As the tenor roars his passion, I think sadly of my spreading middle, and his. — Mason Cooley

Yes, I am a bloodthirsty little thing. No, I don't have any problem inflicting violence when I deem it necessary. Yes, 'when I'm pissed' falls under the necessary column. — Annie Anderson

Not that I am ashamed of my mind or body, my birth or breeding, my actions or fortunes, for my bashfulness is in my nature, not for any crime. — Margaret Cavendish

An apple is an excellent thing
until you have tried a peach. — George Du Maurier