Chronians Quotes & Sayings

Dear 2600: Tell me how much one of your hackers would charge me to delete my criminal record from the Texas police database.
[NAME DELETED] Well, we would start with erasing your latest crime, that of soliciting a minor to commit another crime. (Your request was read by a small child here in the office.) After you're all paid up on that, we will send out the bill for hiding your identity by not printing your real name, which you sent us like the meathead you apparently are. After that's all sorted, we can assemble our team of hackers, who sit around the office waiting for such lucrative opportunities as this to come along, and figure out even more ways to shake you down. It's what we do, after all. Just ask Fox News. — Emmanuel Goldstein

A girl doesn't notice unfairness until she falls in love — Yoshiki Nakamura

Airline fees are ridiculous. I heard they're going to start charging for cabin pressure. — Em Elless

I haven't even watched that many movies; I'm, like, a weird actor. — Jane Levy

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. — Jennifer Lopez

I was hoping that he was nice; I do so always hope that people will be nice. — E. M. Forster

But, dear me! has it not by this time ceased to be remarkable
is it not rather that we expect in men, that they should have numerous strands of experience lying side by side and never compare them with each other? — George Eliot

He promised he wouldn't try and take my virtue in my sleep, but it seemed he had no problem licking it out of me in the morning. — Karina Halle

Words can so easily glide over mayhem and terror and horror, it is a miracle that trust ever exists amongst man. — Steven Erikson

The second issue, which was a big one, her hands shook like she had DTs. I was tempted to go to the liquor store and get her a bottle of Jack to calm her down. The rest of her body was completely still except at the wrists. Strangest thing I'd ever seen.
Vibrators for hands. — Ashlan Thomas

People do tend to forget traumatic things. It's your mind's way of protecting itself. — Jodi Meadows

The Bible is no mere book, but a Living Creature, with a power that conquers all that oppose it. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Enlightenment is always preceded by confusion. — Milton H. Erickson

Brain scans, [McGonigal] said, have shown that there are regions of the brain that activate when we think about other people, and other regions that activate when we think about ourselves. In cases where people don't feel much connection to their future selves, the areas of the brain that light up when they are asked to think about themselves in the future are - guess what? - the same ones as when they think about other people."1 — Carl Richards