Chroniak Quotes & Sayings

Immigrants have faced huge obstacles to achieving the American Dream, yet have persevered to overcome them. — Charles B. Rangel

A chef who doesn't wash his hands is like a cop who steals. It's a cry for help. — Jerry Seinfeld

The truth is that it's far easier to make a bomb than to educate four hundred million people. — Arundhati Roy

I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's trying hard to be funny because it feels like they're auditioning for a comedy job or something. It doesn't feel romantic to me. I get so much comedy from my life that, from a guy, I'm more looking for something sweet or romantic. — Chelsea Peretti

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. — Guy Davenport