Chromate Dichromate Quotes & Sayings

Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. — Will Rogers

I always have to shit before a fight. — Jeff Salyards

Oh, I can picture myself rattling along Route 66 on that thing, headphones on, singing along to ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man' or the opening line from 'Born to be Wild' by Steppenwolf - 'Get your motor running ... ' The trike brings out that in all of us, which is no bad thing. Forget Viagra, get yourself a trike! — Billy Connolly

Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn. — Joanna Wylde

Define normal, Clara?"
I laughed when I tried to figure out the true definition.
"Normal is a function on a washing machine, Alex." I said seriously. — Kathryn Morgan Parry

I really need to break him of the bad language habit he's developing at a rapid pace, but who am I to talk? I curse all the fucking time. — Monica Murphy

Someone like John Prine can write a song that tears into your soul, turn it over, and write a song that makes you laugh and feel light as a feather. With someone like him, you're getting a real picture of a person, a real expression. — Scott Avett

The fun thing about insanity is that it is often so very hard to tell it apart from brilliance. — Evan Currie