Christopher Moore Stupidest Angel Quotes & Sayings

Oh, how the pillars of lust can crumble under the weight of stupidity. — Christopher Moore

Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies, or Jiminy Cricket huffing helium, or, well, you know, Bob Dylan. — Christopher Moore

Hope is merely another face of desire. And desire is a motherfucker. — Christopher Moore

There's no scientific basis for zombieism
except for some experiments in the Caribbean with blowfish toxins that put people in a state of near death with almost imperceptible respiration and pulse, but there was no actual, you know, raising of the dead. — Christopher Moore

It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other. — Christopher Moore