Christmas Vacation National Lampoon Quotes & Sayings

Christian allegories are a dime a dozen. You can find them in any story, if you look hard enough. Even Harry Potter. — Jason Krumbine

If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done? — Lily Tomlin

There are objects you may desire but cannot explain. There are objects that are not nouns, there are actions that are not verbs. There are things we want that exist at the edge of the forest, at the rim of the ocean, just over the hill, just out of sight. — Charles Yu

She tried to walk softly and wished the trees wouldn't stare at her so. — Diane Duane

At that moment it would have been easier for me to spontaneously grasp quantum string theory — Augusten Burroughs

Look at what the Omar of Qatar is doing, for example - the King of Morocco, Jordan, Bahrain. There are reform movements taking place, efforts to broaden the political participation of the populations of the region. — Frank Carlucci

Love cannot be measured by its duration... — Hanif Kureishi

Affability, mildness, tenderness, and a word which I would fain bring back to its original signification of virtue,
I mean good-nature,
are of daily use; they are the bread of mankind and staff of life. — John Dryden

Every CEO of a social network should be required to use the default privacy settings for all of their accounts on the service. — Anil Dash

It's not like you can wake up and realize, 'Oh, I want intimacy,' and then it happens that day. — Joey Lauren Adams