Christmas Slogans Quotes & Sayings

Say it, do it, preach it, shout it, but never, absolutely never, believe your own bullshit. — Steve Berry

Heidi [Montag]'s a far more talented artist. Personally, I think Lady Gaga is repulsive and classless. — Spencer Pratt

As you think, so you are. — Debasish Mridha

Second, things would have improved between us on account of boys have more respect for one another after a good pounding. But Flea is not a boy. She is a girl. And girls are weird even if they wear a cool eye patch, drag a cool peg leg and know how to throw a mean uppercut. I was thinking about all this when ... — Lenore Look

During his fifteen years in Italy, Hannibal never had enough elephants to suit him. Most of the original group succumbed to the climate, and he was always begging Carthage for more, but the people at home were stingy. They would ask if he thought they were made of elephants and what had he done with the elephants they sent before. — Will Cuppy

John Bond has blackened my name with his insinuations about the private lives of football managers. Both my wives are upset. — Malcolm Allison