Christmas Puns Quotes & Sayings

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. — Kathy Lette

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. — George Carlin

Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me. — Dwayne Johnson

I've been blessed because there are a lot of great singers out there that didn't make it past their first album. — Ruben Studdard

The iPod has taken away the whole platinum record sales prospect. Sincerity and specificity are going to be the hot commodities in music. Everybody can have anything that they want, so now it gets into what specifically you have to give. — Eric Lewis