Christmas Gift Certificate Quotes & Sayings

You're the other white meat! — Jeff Dunham

There was something of the beautiful failure about her. — Colum McCann

I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size. — Milton Berle

When we liberate ourselves from the idea of parenting success, we liberate our children from failure, all without accomplishing a single thing. — Karen Maezen Miller

Pow'r above pow'rs!
O heavenly eloquence!
That with the strong rein of commanding words,
Dost manage, guide, and master th' eminence
Of men's affections, more than all their swords! — Samuel Daniel

There always should be something hanging unfinished before a scene ends so that there's a reason for going to the next scene. — Michael Ondaatje

Children want the challenge of difficult tasks - just look how much better they are than their parents on a computer. — James Dyson

Organized people are just too lazy to go looking for what they want. — Albert Einstein

Seeking out people with different views, different perspectives, different ideas is often challenging, because it requires us to set aside judgment and open our minds. But we have to remind ourselves that to get beyond where we are, where I believe most of us are, we would all be be well served to choose our music carefully, to stop talking and listen to one another. — Susan Scott

I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle

There are no truly strong people. Only people who pretend to be strong. — Haruki Murakami

I would tell everyone to go to college, no matter what. It gives you time to grow up. — Mark Teixeira

Life is not an exact science, it is an art. — Samuel Butler

When I was ten years old I was actually given McDonald's gift certificates for Christmas by my mom. Yes, my own mother. I guess she couldn't find gift certificates for a vending machine. I like to think it was her way of saying, "Merry Christmas. Here are some coupons for poison." McDonald's introduced the gift certificate prior to the obesity epidemic. I'm not saying that McDonald's gift certificates caused the obesity epidemic, but in retrospect, the timing is kind of suspicious. — Jim Gaffigan

As coal pressured into pearls by our weighty existence. Beauty that arose out of pain. — Suzanne Collins