Chris Tarrant Quotes & Sayings

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow. — Will Advise

Sex is the greatest driving force on this planet. Christ, why are we living if we can't have a little fun? Sex is giving, and the more you give, the better lover you are. — Jack LaLanne

News travels fast in places where nothing much ever happens. — Charles Bukowski

She'd said "died" as a courtesy to him - nobody in her family could stand people who said "passed away" - but — Jennifer DuBois

Having regrets and things, it just takes your time away. — Leif Garrett

To know yourself means to spend time looking beyond your worldly identities. — Shama Patel

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? — Jim Bouton

This, more than anything else, is what I have never understood about your people. You can roll dice, and understand that the whole game may hinge on one turn of a die. You deal out cards, and say that all a man's fortune for the night may turn upon one hand. But a man's whole life, you sniff at, and say, what, this naught of a human, this fisherman, this carpenter, this thief, this cook, why, what can they do in the great wide world? And so you putter and sputter your lives away, like candles burning in a draft. — Robin Hobb