Chris Farley Movie Quotes & Sayings

Presidents make history. I'm just a tool of history. — Chris Weitz

Did you ever feel like the whole world was going to a party and your invitation got lost in the mail? — Ellen DeGeneres

I don't how many of us get to go to the next level, and I don't know how many people on my level get to go to the next level after that. I think it is the songs that can take you there. — Tyler Hilton

I debated whether or not to pin the setting down to a particular date but in the end I decided to leave things vague. It depends how fast technology improves. — Jonathan Trigell

If you invest nothing, the reward is worth little. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Players must do what you want them to do in pressure situations. — Don Meyer

We were passing the city cemetery. Adjoining it was a field occupied only by a couple of amiable and moth-eaten horses, and a grey tower. I asked what the tower was for. My grandfather answered that it held a giant's arm. — Isobelle Carmody

But what has America to boast? What are the graces or the virtues which distinguish its inhabitants? What are their triumphs in war, or their inventions in peace? — Thomas Day

As and old (and clandestine) Soviet joke used to express it, the problem with the past...is that it is always so unpredictable. — Francis X. Blouin

My ambition is to not embarrass myself
which, if you know me, is a pretty serious ambition. — David Lipsky

The gain isn't counted to the recluse and inactive that, having nothing to measure themselves by and never being tested by failure, they simmer and soak perpetually in conscious complacency. — Alice James

My daemons are crashing,' the computer tech said. I thought I'd misheard over the crush of the computer store, but then she repeated it. 'My smart phone wasn't working because the computer daemons in it were crashing. Computer daemons are programs that wait in the background until you call them into service, sort of like the original idea of genies, or jinn, that give magical help if you have the power to call and control them. Not too far off from some of the mysterious workings of computers. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Philosophy is the education of grown-ups. — Stanley Cavell

I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons. — Chris Farley

Sometimes you wish you never met certain people, then you grow and realize that they were a gift in disguise and contributed to making you the person you are. — Omar Suleiman