Chretien Funny Quotes & Sayings

Given as much law as that man will be able to do anything and go anywhere, an the only trace of pessimism left in the human prospect today is a faint flavour that one was born so soon. — H.G.Wells

For me the curse is a crutch, but the con is everything. — Holly Black

The asteroid was longer on the inside than it was on the outside. The seventh chamber went on forever. — Greg Bear

Men like you enjoy being flattered. — Ilona Andrews

If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it. — Megan Fox

There's an old joke that you know you're in heaven if the cooks are Italian and the engineering is German. If it's the other way around you're in hell. — David Byrne

I don't think anyone is as loud as Bruno. — Elizabeth Hunter

Harry Potter is greater by far than Dobby knew!" he sobbed. "Farewell, Harry Potter! — J.K. Rowling

Young people today are being robbed. Of their rights. Of their freedom. Of their dignity. Of their futures. The culprits? My generation and our predecessors, who either created or failed to stop the world straddling engine of theft, degradation, manipulation, and social control we call the welfare state. — Tom G. Palmer

It tears my heart just as my heart is torn when on certain nights I watch the full moon shining on the lagoon from an unclouded sky. There is always pain in the contemplation of perfect beauty. — W. Somerset Maugham

There is no western, capitalistic country in which the conditions of the masses have not improved in an unprecedented way. — Ludwig Von Mises

Melancholy, being a kind of vacatio, separation of soul from body, bestowed the gift of clairvoyance and premonition. In the classifications of the Middle Ages, melancholy was included among the seven forms of vacatio, along with sleep, fainting, and solitude. The state of vacatio is characterized by a labile link between soul and body which makes the soul more independent with regard to the sensible world and allows it to neglect its physical matrix in order, in some way, better to attend to its own business. — Ioan Petru Culianu

Listen, a cable series is a beautiful thing because there's such amazing writing happening on television, and it's a schedule that allows you to do a play or two. There's a reason everybody wants that job! — Lily Rabe

Curing environmental ills requires not a stance outside nature, but a stance within nature, a role not as onlooker without, but as an actor within. — Valerius Geist