Choti Boi Quotes & Sayings

The local Cairo clergy offered to issue a fatwa recognizing Napoleon as the legitimate ruler of Egypt - provided the entire French army formally convert to Islam. Napoleon actually considered the offer, but when it became clear that the muftis' demand included mass adult circumcision and total abstinence from wine, the conversion plan was scrapped. — Tom Reiss

Chance is a second master. — Pliny The Elder

There must be intelligence applied with enthusiasm otherwise you are leaving yourself open to blind faith. — Christopher Dines

Obama's drone program, in fact, amounts to the largest unmanned aerial offensive ever conducted in military history: never have so few killed so many by remote control. — Michael Hastings

I spent money, and I kept thinking, 'I get one more movie and I'll wipe these bills out,' but that movie never came. That black pride, I said, 'Man, I'm going to hang in there, I'm going to pay these bills.' So you owe a million dollars. 'I can pay that.' OK, fines, fees, now you owe two and a half million. 'But I didn't do nothin'!' — Sinbad

Oh, my, god, we are in a killing room. This is just like an episode of Dexter! They are going to murder us! Mia exclaimed as she started to cry. — Andrea Heltsley

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache. — Curly Howard