Chlorination Process Quotes & Sayings

They saw me and screamed in terror, not knowing that I was gay and full of rainbows! I let them run for now because soon they would know my story and how nice I really was inside even though I looked like a big scary bear. Maybe they got scared seeing my enormous dong, so I stopped at a clothing store and put on a tuxedo so maybe people would know that I was a class act. — Monsieur Loads

Come one, come all! Prepare to be amazed by the one, the only - Mairelon the Magician! — Patricia C. Wrede

The generosity of Montanans is inspiring. — Brian Schweitzer

God answered the prayers of animals. — Thomas Aquinas

Cherish yesterday. dream tomorrow, live like crazy today!! — Nicholas Murray Butler

It'll probably be brutal, too. They might even feed you to the dog.
He doesn't have a dog.
Yeah, well, he might get one just to feed you to it.
She'd never been the kind of person to let something as ridiculous as rational logic interfere with her fear.' (Alix) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Thinking no longer means anymore than checking at each moment whether one can indeed think. — Theodor Adorno

I used to have a lot of faith in humanity before the advent of the website "comment" section. — Jim Gaffigan

Life on the open road is liberty ... to be alone, to have few needs, to be unknown, everywhere a foreigner and at home, and to walk grandly and solitarily in conquest of the world. — Isabelle Eberhardt

One story that circulated about (U.S. Minister to Russia Charles S.) Todd concerned his conversation with a lady-in-waiting at an Imperial reception in the Winter Palace. In his bad French with a Kentucky accent, he mispronounced the word for year, so that an explanation of his travels came out: "I was an ass in Paris, part of an ass in London, almost an ass in Germany, and I am two asses here." To which the lady reportedly responded, "And you will be an ass wherever you go. — Norman E. Saul

Should we call her?Maybe we should give her a RING to see where she is? Get it? Get it?
-Conner Bailey — Chris Colfer

The best part of my job is that it really isn't a job at all, it's a labour of love. Every night is different, the people that you work with are all tremendous individuals. — Joe Bowen