Chitling Intelligence Quotes & Sayings

Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame. — Norm MacDonald

Nothing good comes of reading other people's emails. — Mallory Ortberg

Laplace would have found it child's-play to fix a ratio of progression in mathematical science between Descartes, Leibnitz, Newton and himself — Henry Adams

I went to Cuba maybe eight or nine times. — Walter Salles

At the worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. — Rose Macaulay

Maybe that was how it was with all first loves. They own a little piece of your heart, always. — Jenny Han

Technology is far more than a method, it is a world in itself. As a method, it is superior in almost every respect. But only where it is left to itself, as in gigantic structures of engineering, there technology reveals its true nature. — Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe

In 2015, Vladimir Putin may witness his empire's death knell — Strobe Talbott

It's all messed up," she said.
"What is?" he asked quietly from behind her.
"Us."
"We're doing okay."
"I didn't set out to trap you or anything." Keith had accused her of that a hundred times.
"I don't feel trapped."
"Why?"
"I'm a simple guy. I have a beautiful woman in my arms. What's there to complain about?"
"I'm hardly beautiful. I look like an eggplant."
"Purple is my favorite color."
"There's a really annoying dinosaur you might want to watch with Justin over breakfast." But she smiled into the darkness. — Dana Marton

I wanted to preemptively make myself as available as possible, so it would be impossible for anyone to form the wrong impression and make me uncomfortable with the way they were digesting my music. — Owen Pallett

I'm not up on today's television for children, because it's mostly cartoons that don't seem to interest me. — William Jackson