Chiropractic Humor Quotes & Sayings

You could have a hit in California that no one had heard of in Oklahoma. — Wanda Jackson

Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. — Amanda Bynes

I just think that we're all trying to make ourselves emaciated, in order to pretend that we're all disappearing, as we move forward in every level of society and it's so frightening. This is all a big reaction to the fact that there are more women in medical school than there are men now and I am pretty sure it will be the same soon in law schools and in business. — Meryl Streep

This is how memories are made ... by going with the flow. — Amanda Bynes

I used to think the most important thing for a reporter was to be where the news is and be the first to know. Now I feel a reporter should be able to effect change. Your reporting should move people and motivate people to change the world. Maybe this is too idealistic. Young people who want to be journalists must, first, study and, second, recognize that they should never be the heroes of the story..A journalist must be curious, and must be humble.
Zhou Yijun — Judy Polumbaum

Still, it can be more effective to accomplish what you need to accomplish with the minimum effort. Watch Anthony Hopkins. He doesn't appear to be doing anything. He is so still that you can't see him working, but you are drawn into his character through his very stillness. — Morgan Freeman

For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. — Charles Bukowski

Commenced operations in the Valley of the Kings. — Howard Carter

The United States is not looking for a way to launch war. — Colin Powell

In a word a contented Christian, being sweetly captivated under the authority of the Word, desires to be wholly at God's disposal and is willing to live in that sphere and climate where God has set him. — Thomas Watson

Don't give-up on your greatest masterpiece - you. — Bryant McGill

It was the desire of appearing superior to other people. The motive was too common to be wondered at. — Jane Austen

When you expect something from your self and your own self disappoints you ... this is what i call a real disappointment . The worst disappointments comes from in-within. — Sameh Elsayed

If you have ever walked in Paris, you will see that Paris will ever walk in your memoires! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I have always felt it is my destiny to build a machine that would allow man to fly. — Leonardo Da Vinci