Chimienti Office Quotes & Sayings

A woman's magazine quiz:
Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, "Was it good for you?"
You:
a. Say, "God, yes! That was the best seventeen seconds of my life"
b. Say, "Sure, as good as it gets for me with a man."
c. Put a Certs in your navel and say, "That's for you, Mr. Bunnyman. You can have it on your way back up, after the job is finished — Christopher Moore

Maximus turned to the house, thinking. He had no idea how he would do it yet, but he meant to best her. He'd show her that he was the master, and when she'd admitted his victory ... well, then he'd have her. And he'd hold her, by God. His huntress. His goddess. — Elizabeth Hoyt

I like the spirit of this great London which I feel around me. Who but a coward would pass his whole life in hamlets; and for ever abandon his faculties to the eating rust of obscurity? — Charlotte Bronte

A man is only as rich as the number of children he fathers. After all, what else do we leave behind in this world ... — Abraham Verghese

Having the right doctrine of sin will determine whether or not you even know what grace looks like. — Rosaria Champagne Butterfield

The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. — Dave Barry

I wanted to hurt her like she was hurting me each time I looked at her. I wanted to mark her, claim her, let everyone know that she belonged to me and only me. — Mia Sheridan

Throughout one's life, the mind remembers in such strange ways. Those experiences worth remembering will be recalled with ease; crystal clear insights into the past. Together with a smile they will be woven into yarns and shared with others. — Calum J. Lambie

Communicate. Listen to your customers, associates and competitors. — J. Willard Marriott