Chillin Out A Fall Weekend Quotes & Sayings

These days I script whole fights, in my head, and the reconciliations afterwards, too. — Margaret Atwood

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick. — Bill Hicks

The differential diagnosis of catatonia According to an old story, there are three different types of baseball umpires. The first says: "I call them lballs and strikes] as they are"; the second says: "I call them as I see them"; and the third says: "What I call them is what they become. — Max Fink

I stil aint qwite said how it wer. Not like a diffrent country. It wer mor like I wer behynt the back clof in a show. Thats how it wer. Thru the clof I cud see the other figgers moving I cud see the peopl watching only no 1 cud see me. If I wer a figger in a show what hand wer moving me then? I cudnt be bothert to think on that right then. Theres all ways some thingwl be moving you if it aint 1 thing its a nother you cant help that. — Russell Hoban

The Philadelphia Feds manufacturers report for September revealed that despite a sharp slowdown, its prices paid index surged 257 points. — Peter Schiff

So most people go around with grimy machinery, when all it would take is a bit of spit and polish to make them paladins once more, bold knights and true. — Catherynne M Valente

I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building.
Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family. — Jim Benton

People do two things. Some just let life push them around. Others get angry and push back. — Robert T. Kiyosaki

Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face. — Thomas Sowell

Kottke found Kobun amusing. — Walter Isaacson

The answers you get depend upon the questions you ask. — Thomas Kuhn

Each of us is a secret envoi of the earth. We — John O'Donohue

By Duraden, I have trolls dancing in my head this morning!' Stubble grumbled, screwing his eyes into a squint at the bright morning light. — Carl Sargent

When you fall in love with someone, you're not really changing at all. You're really just reliving something that already happened at some point. — Cate Blanchett

I used to wear real fur, but, like many others, I had a change of heart when I learned what actually happens to the animals. — Martha Stewart