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Childbirth Funny Quotes By MaryJanice Davidson

Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?"
"Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth."
"Oh, you say that when you don't get a prize in your Lucky Charms. — MaryJanice Davidson

Childbirth Funny Quotes By Sherry Glaser

I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable. — Sherry Glaser