Chihuahua Funny Quotes & Sayings

They say when you meet somebody that looks just like you, you die. — P. Wish

A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse. — Jean Carroll

There is an authoritarian strain in all of Leftism
because the bigger the government, the more it controls other peoples' lives — Dennis Prager

This is a matter of public health. The public was sick and tired of DeLay and his corruption. — Jim Hightower

It is useless, sisters, for you to attempt the duties of your exalted callings ... without the constant companionship of the Spirit of God. — Susa Young Gates

Optimistic lies have such immense therapeutic value that a doctor who cannot tell them convincingly has mistaken his profession. — George Bernard Shaw

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. — Anthony Ward Clark

Employers know the nature of people best. — James Cook

Birds of fortuity flutter down on her shoulders ... — Milan Kundera

We will liberate our country from the occupying forces and put an end to relations between Russia and the Chechen State, no matter how difficult the task may be. — Aslan Maskhadov