Chief Wiggum Quotes & Sayings

The rooks cawed, and blither birds sang; but nothing was so merry or so musical as my own rejoicing heart. — Charlotte Bronte

Our need for certainty in an endeavor as uncertain as raising children makes explicit 'how-to-parent' strategies both seductive and dangerous. — Brene Brown

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry. — Ted Nugent

Tendrils of mist slithered over the forest floor, around the base of trees. Xander noticed that some of it had climbed the porch pillars and drifted, almost invisibly, over the shingles of the porch roof. It reminded him of an old TV series Dean's dad had bought on DVD: Dark Shadows. It was about a creepy old house and a vampire who lived there. Barnabas, Xander remembered. — Robert Liparulo

I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO. — Dave Chappelle