Chicser Haters Quotes & Sayings

I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine. — Dawn French

I would like to thank President Goodluck Jonathan for his display of statesmanship in setting a precedent for us that has now made our people proud to be Nigerians wherever they are. — Muhammadu Buhari

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you're parodying. — Craig Ferguson

Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors ... and someone has an appointment with him in the morning. — George Carlin

There are no accidents, only nature throwing her weight around. Even the bomb merely releases energy that nature has put there. Nuclear war would be just a spark in the grandeur of space. Nor can radiation alter nature: she will absorb it all. After the bomb, nature will pick up the cards we have spilled, shuffle them, and begin her game again. — Camille Paglia

She could not bear to lie in bed and wait, so she pestered the nurse until she could sit on a veranda, screened by a thick curtain of golden shower from the street, because she could assure herself she was not blind by looking through her glowing eyelids at the light from the sky. She sat there all day, and felt the waves of heat and perfume break across her in shock after shock of shuddering nostalgia. But nostalgia for what? — Doris Lessing

She escaped from the schools when she turned eighteen. And she went on to be a Doctor, because the only way to fight what was wicked in the world was to work, hands and heart, for what was good and well. — Leah Bobet

The job of a journalist is to find out stuff. The job of the government - sometimes - is to keep stuff secret. There's a natural tension there. — Alex Gibney

Being a king, emperor, or president is mighty small potatoes compared to being a mother. — Billy Sunday