Chicolini Quotes & Sayings

To use the power of the bison, I had to perform that part of my vision for the people to see. — Black Elk

Steve Dallas ... a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees. — Berkeley Breathed

Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth. — Groucho Marx

The key for us, number one, has always been hiring very smart people. — Bill Gates

Wasn't there something to be said for working to live, as opposed to living to work? — Emily Giffin

Hopefully, I'll just get to be part of good films and work with good people, and that's how it will develop. — Gretchen Mol

Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we oughta have? Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army? Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs. — Groucho Marx

There is a deep need in the world just now for guidance - almost any sort of spiritual guidance. — Carl Jung

I used to be a drinker but I found out how bad it was and I let it alone. — David Edwards

I started out as an opportunistic renegade. By now, I've lasted long enough to become sort of an American Original Respectable Renegade. — Wolfman Jack