Chicken With 40 Quotes & Sayings

All power is a test. — Brent Weeks

I love the ZX Spectrum. I love it with the sort of wistful passion that can only take root in the heart of a hopelessly nostalgic nerd. It was my first computer love, my first games machine, my first gateway to a hobby that has somehow also been my living for over twenty years. I owe it all to that flat black biscuit, throbbing with 48k of raw power. — Dan Whitehead

If my mother hadn't tried to sell me chicken Kiev cutlets for $1.40 after I graduated from college, maybe I would've been the lawyer she wanted me to be. — Gary Shteyngart

Because six-year-olds don't have real interests aside from double Dutch and Pizza Lunchables. — Katie Heaney

No one wants to be part of a fiction, and even less so if that fiction is real. — Paul Auster

It is capitalist America that produced the modern independent woman. Never in history have women had more freedom of choice in regard to dress, behavior, career, and sexual orientation. — Camille Paglia

Once there was a man who filmed his vacation./He went flying down the river in his boat/with his video camera to his eye, making/a moving picture of the moving river/ ... [At the end of his vacation,]/With a flick of the switch, there it would be./But he would not be in it. He would never be in it. — Wendell Berry

It's a lonely world, being independent, and they can come away with the idea that if Lloyd Kaufman can make movies with people getting their heads squashed, with hard-bodied lesbians, women masturbating with pickles, graphic diarrhea, and singing and dancing chicken zombies - if he can do that for 40 years and put his kids through Yale, Columbia, and Duke - if that idiot can do it, anybody can do it. — Lloyd Kaufman

I've always gotten satisfaction in getting a woman off. Some guys don't care as long as they get their rocks off. Well, I care. But with you it's different. I fucking care. I need to know this was more than whatever you've had before. — Samantha Young

In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat. — Willard Scott

I'm particularly fond of boned chicken breasts with a little garlic under the flesh and cooked in a casserole for 40 minutes with a jar of olives, some cherry tomatoes and a spoonful of olive oil. — Maeve Binchy

He's like chocolate and Nutella. The boy's addictive. — Jo Raven

Frankly, it's self-evident. As people of faith, it's our duty to love everyone, the way God loves everyone. There's no reason why any one group is less deserving of love - either the love of a church community, to the love of a family - than any other. — Robin Talley

Fulfilling your special calling brings the greatest happiness. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer. — Alan Perlis

Never, never doubt who you are! — Lailah Gifty Akita

Once you outgrow that fetching habit of faith you will display a ferocious authority. — Gregory Maguire

Little girls get hurt when they play grown-up games. — V.C. Andrews