Chicagoland Map Quotes & Sayings

We're so conditioned to believe that milk does a body good and that we need enormous amounts of protein or we'll wither away. Look around, we're not withering - we're fat. — Kris Carr

When you're an actor you don't really know what you have to do until you see what you look like. — Tom Wilkinson

My father-in-law tripped on a crack in the pavement and spent the rest of the week politely pretending he had not dislocated his shoulder. — Tina Fey

She can remember everyone admiring a rare kind of evening they spoke of as something they ought to save from oblivion to describe to their children later. And that for her part she would have had it hidden, had that late summer evening buried and burned to ashes. — Marguerite Duras

It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy. — Hunter S. Thompson

Freedom is the only worthy goal in life. It is won by disregarding things that lie beyond our control. — Epictetus

If a tree dies, plant another in its place. — Carl Linnaeus

I tell this joke about Barack Obama is the best communicator of our generation: The guy reads a teleprompter better than any Hollywood actor. John McCain, his opponent - Stevie Wonder reads a teleprompter better than John McCain. — Frank Luntz

I don't concern myself too much about calories and fat. — Hannah Marks