Chets Rental Waterford Quotes & Sayings

How can one freeze and put their hands above their head at the same time? Do they teach cops to shout contradictory instructions at suspects at the academy for some sinister purpose? If I obeyed one cop, did the other cop get to shoot me for resisting arrest? — Kevin Hearne

It's fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh. — Betty White

It's remarkable how very many things there are that a king may not do. — Geraldine Brooks

You know Lincoln's famous remark about "God must have loved the common people, because he made so many of them?" Well, you are not going to get people's votes nowadays by calling 'em common. Lincoln might have said it, but I bet it was not until after he was elected. — Will Rogers

The sex is ever to a soldier kind. — Homer

The first one was quite cheap, but that was expensive for us. For my folks to buy on the Never Never. It was quite, you know, a rare object to have and I gained quite a lot of status by having this. — Eric Clapton