Chelsea Handler My Horizontal Life Quotes & Sayings

It is almost everywhere the case that soon after it is begotten the greater part of human wisdom is laid to rest in repositories. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

Apparently, the line you take on Israel trumps everything else in life. — Tony Judt

For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars? — Cloris Leachman

On my laptop, I have written "This Machine Kills Neocapitalism"! — David Mitchell

Eager watch was
kept for the first appearance of the legendary creature in the village, and it may be said that as far as
appearances went Basil Blake was all that could be asked for. Little by little, however, the real facts
leaked out. Basil Blake was not a film star, not even a film actor. He was a very junior person, rejoicing
in the position of about fifteenth in the list of those responsible for set decorations at Lenville Studios,
headquarters of British New Era Films. The village maidens lost interest and the ruling class of censorious
spinsters took exception to Basil Blake's way of life. — Agatha Christie

Look inside yourself and you'll find a world of things (a world of your own experiences)worth writing about. — Bette Greene

The first derivative is the last refuge of a scoundrel. — Charles P. Kindleberger

I have a good mind but I don't like to bore anyone with it. — Rae Dawn Chong

Everything in my environment is offering me feedback, if I will only listen. — Sharon Weil

What kind of dining set defines me as a person? — Chuck Palahniuk

This is what makes us girls/ We don't stick together 'cause we put our love first. — Lana Del Rey

We may not be able to prepare the future for our children, but we can at least prepare our children for the future. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

I've had my highs and had my lows but you can't tell me that I am not the baddest chick. — Nicki Minaj