Checking Your Own Behavior Quotes & Sayings

Win as though you were used to it, and lose as if you like it. — Isabella Stewart Gardner

Just as instinct may fail an animal under some shift of environmental conditions, so man's cultural beliefs may prove inadequate to meet a new situation, or, on an individual level, the confused mind may substitute, by some terrible alchemy, cruelty for love. The — Loren Eiseley

You, too, are cut out for failure; not that you'd fight the world. You'd let it chew you up and spit you out, and you'd lie there wondering what was wrong. Because you'd always expect the world to be something it wasn't, something it had no wish to be. The weevil in the cotton, the worm in the beanstalk, the borer in the corn. You couldn't face them, and you couldn't fight them; because you're too weak, and you're too strong. And you have no place to go in the world. — John Edward Williams

They took off running like a couple of spastic marathoners. — John Green

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink! — Jim Gaffigan

As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not. — Al Yankovic

The departed exist on one plane, and the human race exists on another, and somehow - whether by freak accident, divine intervention, or psychological disorder - I exist on both. A — Darynda Jones

Are you asking me if I did something to deserve Gem tripping me and calling me a whore, a slut, and a fat ugly bitch? Seriously? You are asking me that?"

"The answer is no. I have not touched a single guy in this school or actually pretty much ever, not that that would justify a fellow student calling me a whore or a slut. And as for the 'fat ugly bitch'? I presume that's subjective." . . .
"Do you need my BMI? I'm sure that can be arranged. — Julie Buxbaum

I won't change anything because I think the most important thing is being yourself and that's what I'm going to continue to do. — Avril Lavigne

It's no surprise that readers are better people. Having experienced someone else's life through abstract eyes, they've learned what it's like to leave their bodies and see the world through other frames of reference. — Anonymous

I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it. — Larry Wall