Cheapshots Bar Quotes & Sayings

Wha - what was that?" Heather lifted a brow. "What was that 'hey bro, make sure the blond chick doesn't cut any body parts off' look? Because I'll have you know, I'm an expert with butcher knives."
Tristan pointed at the weapon in Heather's hand. "That's a machete."
Puckering her lips, Heather looked at the blade. "Aren't they the same thing?"
"I'm going to pretend like you didn't just say that. Everybody ready? — Chelsea Fine

A genuine writer will always have stronger opinions or say, if not, they won't be a writer. — Tim I. Gurung

I'm certainly not saying that my life is what success is all about. To me, success is the ongoing process of striving to become more. — Tony Robbins

The impetus he had gained from the whimsical seraph known as Syoshant had been short-lived — Soroosh Shahrivar

Improving yourself is a lot more profitable than trying to improve others. — Dale Carnegie

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain — James Bowen

I could never stay long enough on the shore; the tang of the untainted, fresh, and free sea air was like a cool, quieting thought. — Helen Keller

That thing over there was more there than it's there!
Yes, sometimes I cry about the perfect body that doesn't exist.
But the perfect body is the bodiest body there can be,
And the rest are the dreams men have,
The myopia of someone who doesn't look very much, — Alberto Caeiro

(yesterday)
From the terrace of the Flore, I see a woman sitting on the windowsill of the bookstore La Hune; she is holding a glass in one hand, apparently bored; the whole room behind her is filled with men, their backs to me. A cocktail party.
May cocktails. A sad, depressing sensation of a seasonal and social stereotype. What comes to my mind is that maman is no longer here and life, stupid life, continues. — Roland Barthes

If a man reaches the heart of his own religion, he has reached the heart of the others, too. There is only one God, and there are many paths to him. — Mahatma Gandhi

They are playing above the ground. — Ron Atkinson

We're married. It's my constitutional right to marry anyone I want to marry. That's the law of the land. — Paul Cutiza

Nobody cirlces the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. — Chris Berman