Chatos Tacos Quotes & Sayings

My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!" — Henny Youngman

We like to set off bombs. — James Hetfield

The whole duty of our existence is fear God. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Your onions should be thoroughly boiled. — Jonathan Swift

Former lefties can make a good living in the media by attacking their ex-comrades - I'd do it myself if the price was right. — Nick Cohen

When I say "miracle" I mean a kind of thing like a computer on a chip, or the internet, or the cellphone, that are really quite miraculous. Most people would not have predicted them, and their effect has been very, very dramatic. — Bill Gates