Charmin Bear Quotes & Sayings

Go ahead, God, you fat, filthy motherfucker, lightning-bolt my ass into oblivion if you're so tough! — Jeri Smith-Ready

Courage is exhilarating. — Eleanor Roosevelt

I laugh when I hear the fish in the water is thirsty. — Kabir

Sometimes skulls are thick. Sometimes hearts are vacant. Sometimes words don't work. — James Frey

Look not for musk in a dog's kennel. — George Herbert

No matter how far you are in a tunnel there will always be light at the end — Brenda Cas

PRO TIP: IF YOU'RE SAD AND ALONE IN THE PLACE YOU LIVE THEN YOU GO TO ANOTHER PLACE YOU WILL STILL BE SAD AND ALONE WHEN YOU COME BACK — Tao Lin

My mother wanted me to be friends only with children she considered socially suitable. — Brigitte Bardot

Organizing gods is like herding cats into straight lines. They don't take naturally to it. — Neil Gaiman

If you're in love and there's that chemistry, that's what it's all about. — Sanaa Lathan

I remember Christian teachers telling me long ago that I must hate a bad man's actions but not hate the bad man: or, as they would say, hate the sin but not the sinner ... I used to think this a silly, straw-splitting distinction: how could you hate what a man did and not hate the man? But years later it occurred to me that there was one man to whom I had been doing this all my life
namely myself. However much I might dislike my own cowardice or conceit or greed, I went on loving myself. There had never been the slightest difficulty about it. In fact the very reason why I hated the things was that I loved the man. Just because I loved myself, I was sorry to find that I was the sort of man who did those things. — C.S. Lewis