Charles Dibdin Quotes & Sayings

A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth. — C.S. Lewis

Noel Coward said work is more fun than fun, but then he didn't work in the Bird's Eye factory packing frozen fish fingers nine hours a day, did he? — Paul O'Grady

At the end of the day, we're defined by our predicament, not by the sides of town. — Jesse Jackson

The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem. — Harry Sinden

Mind exists as a Principle in the universe, just as electricity exists as a principle. — Ernest Holmes

All those emotions spanning from intense love, intense frustration, intense jealously, all those feelings are red. — Taylor Swift

Shut your fucking trap, Hawk — Kristen Ashley

The people who designed the tools that make the Net run had their own ideas for the future. — Tim Berners-Lee

laid out the quill, ink, sand, and paper. — Susan Martins Miller

I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good for the hair. — Catherine Zeta-Jones

A Kenyan man once said to me, 'You can get used to anything when money's involved.' He used to stick mice up his ass for twenty bucks at a time. -Spider Jerusalem — Warren Ellis

He utterly honored his sorrow, gave in to it with such deep and boundless weeping that it seemed as I stood there he was the bravest man I had ever known. — Kathleen Collins

Anybody who instantly goes from being a poet and a graduate student to being a public figure has to be in a state of shock. First people want to praise you, and then they want to attack you. No one can prepare you for it. — Erica Jong