Chardins Glasses Quotes & Sayings

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her. — Ian Dury

So you know, my plan was that I was going to make records, and be a rock star. And that's really what I wanted to do. And I sang from the time I was very young. — Katey Sagal

The world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did. — Quentin Crisp

Both doubt and certainty are as contagious as the common cold — Kathryn Schulz

This book is a guide to living life the right way, like the Bible is for crazies and weak people (JK, bro), this book should be to you. — Eugene Mirman

Are you asking me if I did something to deserve Gem tripping me and calling me a whore, a slut, and a fat ugly bitch? Seriously? You are asking me that?"

"The answer is no. I have not touched a single guy in this school or actually pretty much ever, not that that would justify a fellow student calling me a whore or a slut. And as for the 'fat ugly bitch'? I presume that's subjective." . . .
"Do you need my BMI? I'm sure that can be arranged. — Julie Buxbaum

The first lie of life is to say that there is such a thing as trust.
Can you truly say you even trust yourself? — Michelle Horst

You aren't the one who was ruining me, I did it myself. I changed and you changed, but you changed for the better, I didn't — Anna Todd

You are my new hero. Seriously, I might actually be in love with you now. Would it be awkward if we made out? — Rachel Hawkins