Chappy Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

I knew everything and received everything. But real happiness, is giving. — Alain Delon

Americans disagree about America because the most common consensus as to what America is or has ever been or ever was meant to be eludes us, and it eludes us because we want it to. — Steve Erickson

If x is the population of the United States and y is the degree of imbecility of the average American, then democracy is the theory that x times y is less than y — H.L. Mencken

What this country needs is a man who knows God other than by heresay. — Thomas Carlyle

Your heart, Mary Karr, he'd say. His pen touched my sternum, and it felt for all the world like the point of a dull spear as he said, Your heart knows what your head don't. Or won't. — Mary Karr

Quality is better seen up at the timberline than here obscured by smoky windows and oceans of words, and he sees that what he is talking about can never really be accepted here because to see it one has to be free of social authority and this is an institution of social authority. Quality for sheep is what the shepherd says. And if you take a sheep and put it up at the timberline at night when the wind is roaring, that sheep will be panicked half to death and will call and call until the shepherd comes, or comes the wolf. — Robert M. Pirsig

She was in trouble, and she passed it on to me like an infection and standing here in the rain I didn't give a damn. — A.S. Fleischman

It's boring to play the girl role! — Olivia Wilde

I have always noticed that these artists and writers are very unbalanced — Agatha Christie

The passion/hunger of the student brings out the experience/wisdom of the mentor. — Orrin Woodward

I am one of the haunted. — Rosie O'Donnell

The largest factor in predicting group intelligence was the equality of conversational turn taking; groups where a few people dominated the conversation were less collectively intelligent than those with a more equal distribution of conversational turn taking. — Alex Pentland

Every event has had its cause, and nothing, not the least wind that blows, is accident or causeless. — Pearl S. Buck

Don't ever, ever quit. Recognize that stopping now, regrouping to try a new approach isn't quitting. If you quit you'll regret it forever — Rudy Ruettiger

So, Lord Auditor Coz. Did you find some fun?

Do I look cheerful?

More like manic.

It's a joy, Ivan, an absolute joy. The ImpSec internal Security system is lying to me. — Lois McMaster Bujold