Chappelli Quotes & Sayings

For if light had a sound, it was that laugh. — Julie Anne Long

Don't put the cart before the horse. — John Heywood

I like to spoon after I fork. — Jarod Kintz

I'm amazed that movies ever get finished at all - much less come out good once in a while. It's an awful lot of work and it can go wrong a thousand different ways. — Rick Baker

Love is a negative form of hatred. — Roger Zelazny

She was scared. I pictured the police knocking, and here I was with a girl I'd been fucking the morning my wife went missing. I'd sought her out that day
I had never gone to her apartment since that first night, but I went right there that morning, because I'd spent hours with my heart pounding behind my ears, trying to get myself to say the words to Amy:
I want a divorce. I am in love with someone else. We have to end. I can't pretend to love you, I can't do the anniversary thing
it would actually be more wring than cheating on you in the first place (I know: debatable.)
But while I was gathering the guts, Amy had preempted me with her speech about still loving me (lying bitch!), and I lost my nerve. I felt like the ultimate cheat and coward, and
the catch-22
I craved Andie to make me feel better,
But Andie was no longer the antidote to my nerves. Quite the opposite.
The girl was wrapping herself around me even now, oblivious as a weed. — Gillian Flynn

In the Church he (Lincoln) saw people who, though they hated war as much as the editors did, saw with clarity what the moral alternative was. — Elton Trueblood

Confronted with the vision of a beautiful garden, we see something beautiful about ourselves. — Jeff Cox

I'm fighting for the right to get married. For other people. — Amber Heard

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun. — Rita Rudner

With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage. — James Garner

Our choices are truncated in evil's presence. — Michael Ventura

Is it true that when you love a woman you are never sure - never sure of her because you aren't sure of yourself? I — John Steinbeck

There really have only ever been a few people in each generation who step out, are willing to put themselves on the line, and risk everything for their beliefs. — Wynton Marsalis