Chapelles Show Quotes & Sayings

Thus is worked out, from maggots up to man, the universal law of the violent destruction of living beings. The whole earth, continually steeped in blood, is nothing but an immense altar on which every living thing must be sacrificed without end, without restraint, without respite until the consummation of the world,the extinction of evil,the death of death. — Joseph De Maistre

Judgement is often no more than a confession of ignorance. — Bill Clegg

Love is unselfishly choosing for another's highest good. — C.S. Lewis

If you're a writer, you want to get your soul out there, where people can look at it. — Jeremy Larner

We are, all of us, our own phoenixes, if we choose to be. Out of the ashes, we can be reborn. — Christie Golden

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. — A.A. Milne

Hanging from every corner, above every window, standing on every shelf and tabletop, were dozens of handmade birdcages. Nomi had crafted them all, mostly out of old fishing twine, scraps of nets, and chicken wire. Woven in between the bars of the cages were bits of seashells, crab shells, pebbles, and driftwood she had scavenged along the beach. In a pinch she had made a few out of old clothes hangers she had scissored apart and woven together with strips of a negligee or shirt. Each one was personal, each one was unique, each one was a story — Brooke Warra

You know why my show is good? Because the network officials say you're not smart enough to get what I'm doing, and every day I fight for you. I tell them how smart you are. Turns out, I was wrong. You people are stupid.
-responding to an idiot in the audience during a stand-up performance who would not stop yelling "I'm Rick James B***h". — Dave Chapelle

The people who died in the Twin Towers in that terrible crime mattered. The people who were bombed to death in dusty villages in Afghanistan didn't matter, even though it now seems that their numbers were greater. The people who will die in Iraq don't matter. — John Pilger

Routine is necessary for efficiency; breaking routine is necessary for adaptation. — Brett N. Steenbarger

As long as you try your best, that is all that matters. You don't have to be the fastest runner or top of the class. — Penny Lancaster

The fact would seem to be, if in my situation one may speak of facts, not only that I shall have to speak of things of which I cannot speak, but also, which is even more interesting, but also that I, which is if possible even more interesting, that I shall have to, I forget, no matter. And at the same time I am obliged to speak. I shall never be silent. Never. — Samuel Beckett

This year, everything is going to be different. No one in Fischer Hall is going to die this year. Not even accidentally."
"How are you going to manage that?" Coop asks, gnawing on a Chinese sparerib. "Bubble wrap all your residents? — Meg Cabot

Integrity safeguards love, and love makes family life rich and zestful-now and forever. — Russell M. Nelson

You have to salvage what you can, even if you're the one who buried it in the first place. — Kelly Link