Chaotic Christmas Card Quotes & Sayings

You get the benefit of the doubt because according to the Eternal Sun gossip committee, you're good as gold. They better be right, or I'll stick my boot up your ass so far it'll set up residency in your throat. — Elle Aycart

Sometimes life just walks up to you, excuses itself and punches you in the face. — Mike Kunda

I think Clapton is brilliant. He's the only one who moved me. The only one who made me want to play the guitar. — Eddie Van Halen

I found myself fascinated by neuroscience, attended a monthly lecture on brain science at the New York Psychoanalytic Institute, and was invited to become a member of a discussion group devoted to a new field: neuropsychoanalysis. — Siri Hustvedt

The old question still remains: Can a free people restrain crime without sacrificing fundamental liberties and a heritage of compassion? — Gerald R. Ford

I didn't have that many friends my first few years of high school. It was very cliquey and I'm super shy, so it was hard to make friends. — Dylan O'Brien

I may not look it, but I can be a very patient guy. And killing time is one of my specialities. — Haruki Murakami

It's a horrible economy but I'm trying to do my part. I just bought a new shower curtain it has all the presidents on it. Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with all the presidents staring at you? And when the water hits them it looks like they're crying. — Dave Attell