Chaneys Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy. — Stephen Colbert

I love it when a plan comes together!
- Hannibal Smith, A-Team — Stephen J. Cannell

So I'm your first ever Shadowhunter, huh?" Alec said when they separated at last.
"You're my first so many things, Alec Lightwood," Magnus said. — Cassandra Clare

I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan. — Charles Barkley

She smiled sweetly. "I bet you jack off with your pinkie stuck up in the air, don't you?"
His smirking lips twitched, faint and quick as a flea sneezing. "Picture it however you like. — Cara McKenna

What I am, I don't know. I am the simulacrum of myself. — Jean Baudrillard

How about a TV show about vampire plastic surgeons called, "Suck and Tuck"? — Neil Leckman

I'm an artist; I'm not going to use trigonometry. — Taylor Momsen

Now, now. Southern ladies don't French-kiss and tell. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Can't fear the fire if you don't scald your fingertips. — Scott Lynch

I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death. — Alexandre Dumas

Life is sacred breath. — Lailah Gifty Akita