Chanel Oberlin Halloween Quotes & Sayings

The bathroom door opened and Griff emerged in a cloud of steam, the grand entrance of every B-movie alien I'd ever seen. Maybe this wasn't Griff at all but some interstellar prankster setting me up. Forget about abductions, anal probes and secret alien cookbooks - the real fun was in poking at the Earthlings' old heartaches. — Ben Monopoli

I try and spend a lot of time with my kids. I try and have fun with my kids. I try to put father time in there. — Flavor Flav

Without new money, salaries wo n't be paid, the health system will stop functioning, the power network and public transport will break down, and they wo n't be able to import vital goods because nobody can pay. — Martin Schulz

You can't prevent a possible future closeness between your upcoming child and one or more of their grandparents. — Mallory Ortberg

Some write that I'm a genius, others say that I'm disrespectful towards their country ... If you remember in 1993 I squatted to tie my shoe during the French national anthem. — Hristo Stoichkov

Back in the 1980s, you could learn how to add memory cards to your PC in a Radio Shack. — Annalee Newitz