Chanciest Quotes & Sayings

When I was younger, I didn't even know how to walk. I was so self-conscious. — Lil B

History teaches us
that men and nations
only behave wisely
once they have exhausted
all other alternatives.
— Abba Eban

You never waste your time. That's why I have to do it for you. — John Knowles

Laughter is such a healing thing, and through laughter, we find commonalities with each other. There's a lot of separation in the world, and by creating more things to laugh at, we can create a common ground for open discussion. — Sufe Bradshaw

He was never good in a fight. Preferred to sleep off the anger and pretend that everything was fine in the morning. — Alessandra Torre

Ooh baby, I like it raw! — Ol' Dirty Bastard

Oh! you shall see how well I know how to love! I can only love; I know only how to love! With moderate faculties, we can yet do much when we center them on a single object. — Jeanne Julie Eleonore De Lespinasse

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers. — Leo Rosten

I personally love a cliffhanger - I think it just extends the pleasure of viewing. — Mireille Enos

Nor can wage labour exist unless hired by capital. — Anonymous

Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet? — Natasha Leggero

That's my dream: one day, I want to standing on the stage on Broadway. I sing; my dancing is terrible, but I can be trained. That's my dream. That's something I really want to work on. — Tao Okamoto

Love is such a powerful subject matter because it comes in so many different shapes and sizes. It's about timing, fate, failure, redemption. — Jim Sturgess

I drink, I huff, I strut, look big and stare; And all this I can do, because I dare. — Theresa Villiers

True leaders inspire people to a bigger vision, — Carmine Gallo