Chancel Repair Insurance Quotes & Sayings

Must I carry this?" he asked, indicating his empty coffee cup.

"No, you can just throw it away."

Bad choice of words. Ax threw the coffee cup. He threw it hard. It hit one of the cashiers in the head.

"Hey!"

Sorry, it was an accident, man," I yelped.

-Animorphs #5, The Predator page 20 — K.A. Applegate

You are my only accomplishment. — Brenda Joyce

My mother always said that everyone should be required to write an autobiography of their lives. — Diane Keaton

The ballance distinguisheth not betweene gold and lead. — George Herbert

I remembered the last time I put this thing into my eye it was more painful than watching old political speeches while listening to the "Macarena" and having a root canal performed by an angry, clumsy chimp. — John Zakour