Chaffetz Nationality Quotes & Sayings

A short list of things to fear: the hills opening up, automatic weaponry, macho posturing, stepping on a mine, thrown into the air, engulfed in flames, ambush. What Juliet fears: snakes. — Carrie Snyder

Carve a tunnel of hope through a dark mountain of disappointment — Martin Luther King Jr.

Through awareness, you get a certain attitude. That's the way, you see, to achieve more peaceful, more compassion, more friendship through that way. — Dalai Lama

If you can swing it, getting arrested is the high point of the Fourth of July. Also, the reading of the Declaration of Independence is exciting. (Yes, the Declaration was written two years after Essex is officially set. No, this doesn't stop us.) [ ... ] Essex stayed open late that night, for the holiday. Our patriotism cannot be constrained by an eight-hour workday. — Leila Sales

State preserves of loaves and fishes, that things in general were settled for ever. It was the year of Our Lord one thousand seven hundred and seventy-five. Spiritual revelations were conceded to England at that favoured period, as at this. — Charles Dickens

Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil. — Henry Ward Beecher

We need to repeat Paul's prayer: "Lord, help me to will and to work for your good pleasure. — Anonymous

The thing [vastu, eternal element] itself is just one. But a 'like' and 'dislike' occurs due to illusion, because everyone's viewpoint is different. — Dada Bhagwan

A system can not understand itself. — W. Edwards Deming

I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes. — Rainn Wilson

I been in the game for 10 years making rap tunes ...
Ever since honeys was wearing Sassoons. — Dr. Dre

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair. — David Letterman

Socialists do not merely want a welfare state, they absolutely must have one. They must have a grovelling dependent class from which to obtain their daily opiate: an hallucinogenic euphoria which comes from the delusion of being superior to and more altruistic than all others. They must have 'the poor, huddled masses' in much the same manner as vampires must have the blood of their victims. — Edward Britton

You can't hit without your hands. — Nomar Garciaparra

I want John Legend to sing at my wedding. — Sloane Stephens