Centofanti Joseph Quotes & Sayings

For the millennium [New Year's Eve], you really have a choice to make. You either have to be naked with your head on fire and a shotgun in Bali or else you have to spend time with friends or family around the fireplace. And I'm choosing option B — Tom Morello

One of my mottos for living is: never eat on a boat, unless you own the boat. — Jay Rayner

New York City is home to so many people from so many places and the uniqueness of it is that you never feel a foreigner. English is almost hardly ever heard in the subway. In fact, it's weird. — Mira Nair

Living this long's not as wonderful as people think. I mean, you get the same amount of youth as everyone else, but a great big extra helping of being very old and deaf and creaky. — Terry Pratchett

In battle, the ONLY bullets that count are those that hit. — Theodore Roosevelt

I'm claustrophobic. — Michael Keaton

A farmer, as one of his farmer correspondents once wrote to Liberty Hyde Bailey, is "a dispenser of the 'Mysteries of God.'"
The husband, unlike the "manager" or the would-be objective scientist, belongs inherently to the complexity and the mystery that is to be husbanded, and so the husbanding mind is both careful and humble. — Wendell Berry

Youngsters deserve no opinions. — Carla H. Krueger

What I wanted to do and what I needed to do was something entirely different, and through reading Roussel I learned that I could do what I wanted all on my own and that I didn't have to rely on what had actually happened in my somewhat limited life and reading. — Harry Mathews

I've only got a handful of memories, and I don't want them wearing away, textures rubbing smooth, colors fading from overexposure. When I take them out, once in a blue moon, I need them bright enough to catch my breath and sharp enough to cut. — Tana French

Love has no limitations. It cannot be measured. It has no boundaries. Although many have tried, love is indefinable. — Steve Maraboli

How can you live with someone if you can't live with yourself? — Grant McLachlan

Always be with the one who makes you smile — Faye Hall

There's somebody else just like you trying to do it! But you gotta do it faster than they do it! — Eric Thomas

I don't believe Jesus was the son of God, although I'm inclined to think he might have been a great prophet. — Damian Lewis