Celotocaulis Quotes & Sayings

Cheerfulness, sir, is the principle ingredient in the composition of health. — Arthur Murphy

How can you wish on a turkey wishbone with a man who is capable of correcting a love letter? — Bel Kaufman

Be known for pleasing others, especially if you govern them. Ruling other has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. — Baltasar Gracian

In this day and age, it is the business that knows how to woo and win the hearts of its customers that will eventually win their pockets. — J. N. HALM

I review all I know, but can synthesize no meaning. When I doze, the Fact, the certain accomplished calamity, wakes me roughly like a brutal nurse. I see it crouching inflexibly in a corner of the ceiling. It comes down in geometrical diagonal like lightning.
It says, I remain, I AM, I shall never cease to be: your memory will grow a deathly glaze: you will forget, you will fade out, but I cannot be undone.
Thus every quarter hour it puts the taste of death in my mouth, and shows me, but not gently, how I go whoring after oblivion. — Elizabeth Smart

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress. — Dalton Trumbo

I trust myself. I trust my instincts and my resolve. You just make me curious is all. — C.D. Reiss