Cellular Jail Quotes & Sayings

Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier. — Tim Allen

I have serious concerns about the potential risks of taking lots of fish oil capsules. So much fish oil can have paradoxical effects, reducing immune function in later life. — Joel Fuhrman

Second, recent polls over there show that the majority of Iraqis want us to leave precipitously. — William Odom

Thanks, Dad, for leaving a huge void in my life that Freud says has to be filled with dick. — Leah Raeder

Until quite recently dance in America was the ragged Cinderella of the arts. — Shana Alexander

DONT DIE!
-Clive — Lisa McMann

I think I am quite wicked with roses. I like to gather them, and smell them till they have no scent left. — George Eliot

If what makes a person an artist is their work, they should be admired; if what makes a person an artist is themselves, they should be adored. — Gregor Collins

Conversation is a traffick; and if you enter into it, without some stock of knowledge, to ballance the account perpetually betwixtyou,
the trade drops at once: and this is the reasonwhy travellers have so little [good] conversation with natives,
owing to their [the natives'] suspicionthat there is nothing to be extracted from the conversationworth the trouble of their bad language. — Laurence Sterne

Sometimes we behave as though there was something more important than life. But what? — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

I remember auditioning for record labels and having them tell me, 'Well, the country-radio demographic is the thirty-five-year-old female housewife. Give us a song that relates to the thirty-five-year-old female, and we'll talk.' — Taylor Swift

I read pretty eclectically - fiction, non-fiction, and poetry - and I've been inspired and influenced by a number of writers. — Barry Eisler

That's the whole point of life, you know? To meet new people. — Sherman Alexie